Just in case you ever find yourself in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Also, check out Marcus’ Blog (the creator of this book)
Just in case you ever find yourself in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Also, check out Marcus’ Blog (the creator of this book)
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hahaha, awesome!
[...] points us to this post over at our buddies The Cheese Grater. It’s vulgar and about zombies, so naturally it’s pretty much right up my alley. Marcus [...]
Lol. Fleeing town is a terrible idea. Being in the city with the infected is bad, but being stuck in a traffic jam, in close proximity to everyone else who thought they should get the hell out of dodge, is worse. Its like meals on wheels for zombies.
Totally hetrosexist! Like a badass team of lesbians counld’t fuck some zombie shit up!
Man Up? Acting like a PUssy? What are you a ten year old boy at overnight camp? Have you seen a Vagina push a baby out? I think Pussy Up! may be more realistic.
“Pussy up and stop acting like a boy-child.” Is a lot more accurate if you are looking for a gendered description of the situation.
Make me a sandwich.
^Win^
LOL, I want a sandwich too
I would have to say that this is a pretty good guide. All in all, very informative. Check out Max Brooks “Zombie Survival Guide” for more in-depth instructions.
Let’s not get all feministic on this shit. It’s satire. And it’s funny.
Fuck thanks alot now all the people who read this will know what I do when they are Zombies.
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isnt it easier to steal a boat, some fishing roads and ammo go out to sea and be a pirate?
You forgot to add that you should have a prearranged meeting place for friends and family so you don’t have to go look for their asses. I have 2 kids and both are fully prepared to have to fight their way out of the city and meet me on the mountain at our preset location should the zombie apocalypse start while we are apart. And as for leaving town you may want to add in to stay off the highways and just take small back-roads. Highways are a death trap. You may also try commandeering a motor cycle as it can get through the traffic much better.
LOL at Mouton…what a cunt.
right on, i feel safer now
@Kao,
Zombies float, per the board game Zombie State: Diplomacy of the Dead. Sorry.
ive had my plan for about 3 years now and enough ammo to supply a small army after that i figured i would be able to take everything else i need but u have to keep im mind it will start a panic so odds are all the stores will already be empty so look every where and never explore a new place by urself the buddy system works but make sure its someone u trust that wont get scared turn tail and run while ur rolling around on the floor yelling WTF R U WAITING FOR SHOOT THE BITCH!!!!