Geekettes
Silvia “Suicide Girls”
Chances are high that you’ve seen this particular image floating around on the internets and had the love affair cut short when you couldn’t find her name.
Well, we’ve not only found out more about this tat-less suicide girl, but we’ve also discovered that she is, in fact, a fully blown Geekette!
So let’s get this rolling. Silvia is a gorgeous 23 year old canadian but instead of spending her time like most girls her age, she doesn’t drink, and she doesn’t do drugs of any kind whatsoever. Instead, you’ll find her shredding up the server on World of Warcraft or button bashing on Zelda or Tekken 5. That’s right guys, the hot chick in the bath somehow just got hotter.
As for her employment, she’s a make-up artist by day and a cam girl by night. She also has a blog where you can see just how hot she really is with many candid pics floating around on there, unfortunately sure she’s not naked in those candid pics, but I’m not complaining about the school girl outfit she has on instead.
Nikita (Kitta) Kashner
Straight from the horse’s mouth (which makes my job a whole lot easier), I think you’ll see why Kitta is a glorified, mega geeky Geekette, learn more of her, and her campaign to stop the little red monkey on her website Kitta.net
Nikita (Kitta) Kashner – Born in Subiaco on August 2nd 1984. Her heritage is Scottish, English, Russian and Polish. Currently studying to be a medical scientist. Trained blogger, jewellery designer, writer, gamer, sexy geek and monkey tamer, who spends her spare time trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she’s stopped him 43 times…
Kitta is lactose intolerant, a self confessed high heel worshipper and collector, an avid Zombicinephile, likes using the word ‘nomtastic’ to describe edible objects, watches porn for its great cinematic moments, suffers from Multiplefirefoxtabitis, experiences withdrawal symptoms being without her iPod for more than five minutes, and enjoys wearing lingerie and shoes that cause excruciating pain or discomfort, but look so motherfucking good on. Her favourite colours are deep purple or olive green and she wears Lolita Lempicka perfume. She is currently studying in the medical science field, while working as a medical admin/clerk and a jewellery designer. She previously worked as high fashion model and web designer. She dreams of writing a book and attending med school one day.
She has been blogging since 1999 and for a limited time only comes with a free set of steak knives
“I’m not evil… I’m deliciously menacing.”
Lizzie Campbell
Lizzie Campbell – The Cheese Grater’s first (of many) ‘real girl’ Geekette. But as we are curious, what makes her a Geekette?
Well, Lizzie colour co-ordinates her wardrobe, has a fascination with snakes and sharks, herself owning a snake. His name is Fizzy, and aside from her poetry and creative writing she plays games!
Gears of War, The Sims, Need for Speed and of course… Pacman.
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Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis – The Mage with the most. You will probably recognise Mila as she is quite a famous actress featuring in many top end film, you’ll probably even recoginse her from ‘That 70’s Show’ or even her voice over in Family Guy and Robot Chicken. Mila Kunis’ Geekette status is rounded off by the fact that she is a bona fide gamer, or shall I say ex gamer as she had to pack in World of Warcraft as… well, it’s WoW, it takes over your life.
Asia Carerra: Retro Geekette
Asia Carerra – Web designer, Mensa member, MILF, hardcore gamer and, oh yea, a retired porn star! Quite clearly a geek, it’s her dedication to Unreal Tournament that gives her Geekette status, designing her own UT character skins, holding hardcore LAN parties and obviously, the constant pwnage of other players. She even has a secret character on Tony Hawk’s Skate Pro.
Geekettes – No one can resist!
So here’s the low down that’s kept on the down low. 
Here at The Cheese Grater, we’re creating a new section devoted to girls. But not just any girls.
Geekettes. Genuine geekettes. Sexy female genuine geekettes. The kind that’ll pwn you on WoW and you’ll think that they’re just another spotty 12 year old.
Only problem, we have no geekettes.
This is where you can perform a highly respected community service.
Recommend a geekette. Know someone more than suitable? Let them know about us/let us know about them.
Only 3 requirements.
1. They must be over 18
2. They must be sexy
3. They MUST MUST MUST be a genuine geek(ette).
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Much love!
