Archive for October, 2009
Halloween Timeline
Age 1-7
The age where you’re nearing some form of independence from your mothers teat, but you’re not quite there yet. Your parents know that they only have precious moments till you’re running off with your friends, so they make the most of the time they’ve got and instead of treating Halloween as just another day you’re subject to the wrath of your parents dressing you up like the adorable cutesy child that you are, sure the costume is a bit tight from last year, but you fit! Then somewhere between your aunt squeezing the fat out of your cheek and your family pet running in fear from the flumpy bright orange, pint size pumpkin running towards him, you reach the inevitable realisation that you do, in fact, look like a tremendous pillock, aka “a total poopy face” and if you’re really lucky, your mum will hold your hand while you trick or treat.
Japanese Sniper Prank
That’s what I love about the Japanese, when you think the prank is over… they milk it for all it’s got!
