North American Humping Tortoise

In some ways it’s cute, but then you think to yourself, why am I watching a tortoise have sex?

MC Vader

Stop! Hammer time!

Hits the nail right on the head!

Q: Who wants to see a topless fat guy dancing around rapping?!

A: EVERYONE!

Could they have been more wrong?!

“At 40, he will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look.”

Bestpetever

Probably one of the most awesome pets ever.

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They’re people too, ya know!